I'm bored out of my mind and getting cranky. So here's a meme to waste a little bit of time until Dear Hubby comes home:
If I were a poptart... I'd be someone's favorite breakfast!
If I were a song...I'd be "Good Vibrations" by the Beach Boys. That's been one of my enduring favorites thru the years.
If I were a movie...I'd be "To Kill A Mockingbird", another forever favorite!
If I were a tree...I'd be a pink dogwood.
If I were a salad...I'd be a Caesar salad.
If I were a chocolate bar...I'd be a Milky Way.
If I were a color...I'd be the color of the midnight sky.
If I were a season...I'd be Indian Summer.
If I were a beverage...I'd be iced tea.
If I were a journalist...it would be a dream come true.
If I were a hockey team...I'd be in last place. I know absolutely nothing about hockey.
If I were shampoo...I'd smell like green apples or melon.
If I were lotion...I'd be hypo-allergenic because I'm allergic to most lotions.
If I were a font...I'd be Arial and large enough for everyone to read comfortably!
If I were a hymn...I'd be "Victory in Jesus." I want that one played at my funeral.
If I were a cartoon character...I'd be Super Girl. Yeh, right...in my dreams!
If I were a sweater...I'd be all stretched-out and comfortable.
If I were a food...I'd be a savory plate of spaghetti!
If I were a berry...I'd be a Marionberry, tart but sweet.
If I were a perfume...I'd be mysterious and subtle.
If I were a car...I'd get 100 miles per gallon!
If I were a children’s book...I'd be whatever one is my grandson's favorite at the moment.
If I were a dessert...I'd be warm Marionberry pie ala mode! YUM!
If I were a sport...I'd be golf.
If I were an egg...I'd be an egg salad sandwich. I dunno why, but I've been craving one lately but I haven't gotten around to making any.
If I were a place...I'd be "our hill" in the national grassland area near Madras, Oregon
If I were a sandwich...I'd be a really good Subway turkey breast and ham on oat bread!
If I were ice cream...I'd be a rich coffee.
If I were a muppet...I'd be Kermit the Frog.
If I were a dress...I'd be hanging in my closet, never worn. I HATE dresses!
If I were natural disaster...I'd make sure I happened somewhere that wouldn't affect people.
If I were an accent...I'd be like Pa Kettle...slow and laconic and ever so calm.
If I were a potato chip...I'd be really fresh, really crunchy, and just the right amount of salt.
If I were a fictional detective... I'd be Nancy Drew.
If I were a Starbucks drink...I'd be a plain old Mocha Latte...but with whipped cream on top.
If I were a book...I'd be a phenomenal best seller!
If I were a building...I'd be the Smithsonian, full of all kinds of fascinating stuff.
If I were a lake...I'd be Crater Lake in Oregon...deep and mysterious and accessible only certain times of the year. I like being alone sometimes.
If I were a store...I'd be Powell Books in Portland.
If I were footwear...cozy, comfy slippers.
If I were a flower...I'd be a wood violet.
If I were a holiday... I'd be Thanksgiving.
If I were a painting... I'd be painted by Monet.
If I were a TV show...I'd be "Without a Trace"