Democrats have suddenly developed a keen sense of morality. John Edwards has been banned from making a speech at the Democratic convention for having an affair and lying about it.
In his place Bill Clinton will be speaking.
(This was sent to me today in an email and, even tho I usually stay out of the political arena in my writing, the irony of this - if it's true 'coz it could be a joke - just got to me. If they were Republican, I'd feel the same way on this one. Will men EVER learn?!?)