Sunday, August 3, 2008

Senior Moment

The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where the Sunday paper was.

"Ma'am," said the employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper hasn't been printed yet and won't be delivered until tomorrow."

There was quite a pause at the other end of the line, followed by a ray of recognition.

"So that's why no one was at church today!"

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