Thursday, January 28, 2010

I could use a few chuckles...how about you?


A reporter was interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."


An accident really uncanny,
Befell an unfortunate granny.
She sat down in a chair
While her false teeth were there,
And bit herself right in the fanny!


Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me." "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. "Hardly worth going home, isn't it?"


An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales. "Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?" "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."


"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there." George Burns.


"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping." Rita Rudner

2 comments:

lakeviewer said...

All winners.

jutka said...

Good chuckles, but why picking on the old?