Sunday, March 14, 2010

Don't dig your grave with your own knife and fork. ~ English Proverb

My Dear Hubby overheard this conversation:
Someone was telling a friend that he'd lost 18 pounds since he'd begun running a few weeks ago. His friend, who is quite...rotund...said,
"When I got on the scale the other day it talked to me."
"What did it say?" the first man asked.
"One at a time, please!"
was the answer.


Rob-bear said...

One at a time? Sounds like my scale. Sigh!

Sandy said...

I think I heard my scale say something like....get off me.

Betty said...

hahaha, I like a good joke on a Monday!